Dying of Boredom . . .

Here in the most boring place on the planet, animals die every day of boredom and suffocate of the smell of Windex, bleach, and other household cleaning smells. One of the many diverse creatures that live in this boring place called Michigan is the Abby. On the verge of extinction, the species is almost impossible to capture on film or photo. Their diet consists mostly of fresh blueberries, cereal, and Crystal Light. The Abby in this photograph might not even make it through summer break.

The only things that can slightly relieve the boredom during these hard, cruel months is Kingdom Hearts and reading. This intelligent creature will read anything to hold back the all-powerful boredom. Unfortunately, even reading eventually gets boring. On a brighter note for this Abby, there is less than a month until school starts, which will hopefully provide some relief.

An even more rare creature is the Andy. It's diet consists of cereal, milk, and pretzels. It's daily schedule consists of playing Football (the video game) in the morning, and going to Football (real thing) conditioning in the afternoon. Unlike the Abby, the Andy seems to revel in the freedom/boredom of summer.